Thursday, 19 February 2009

Death Tank - Ninth in the fucking world!

Go me.

I have a pic to prove it but if I posted it you'd all know my gamertag...and unless you send in cosplay porn nothing's happening on that front.


You see that? I'm better than you at it. Well unless your name is:

  • Adelta
  • Twokill
  • Jonny Sinister
  • A hero is born
  • Hamm Sandwich
  • Plural dolphin
  • vVv Crysis
CPT Simpson has the same score as me. Fuck, I'm a victim of the Alphabet now.

Left 4 Dead- Jack Thompson's gonna love it

25 quid.

That's what I paid for one of the best games I've ever played.

Go and buy it if you don't already have it. It's work work of staggering genius.

It's the first game I've played that let's me go nuts in airport with a shotgun and pipe-bombs. There's even a flaming van that you have to move and explode. The devs didn't mention Glasgow Airport but you get the picture.

If Jack Thompson was still doing his thing this would be called a TERRORIST SIMULATOR for sure.


Instead it's just just zombie death in the best way imaginable.

Death Tank - Xbox Live arcade

Fuck me. I've done it.

In the week that SFIV is out and every other fucker is playing that I've finally officially become good at a game.

The game Death Tank, the officialdom - 26th in the world leaderboard. I can hardly believe it.

I'm officially good at killing shit

Oh, and the game i fucking great too. Well worth the 1200 points that every cunt is whining about.