Monday, 2 March 2009

Super Mario Land and why I love You Tube

This shit was posted on Kotaku so it must be important.

Either way this is one of the most funny fucking things I've seen in ages.

Some dude is giving a commentary as he plays Super Mario Land whilst off his face. Oh and it seems as though English isn't his first language.

Fucking Monstars!

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Death Tank - Ninth in the fucking world!

Go me.

I have a pic to prove it but if I posted it you'd all know my gamertag...and unless you send in cosplay porn nothing's happening on that front.


You see that? I'm better than you at it. Well unless your name is:

  • Adelta
  • Twokill
  • Jonny Sinister
  • A hero is born
  • Hamm Sandwich
  • Plural dolphin
  • vVv Crysis
CPT Simpson has the same score as me. Fuck, I'm a victim of the Alphabet now.

Left 4 Dead- Jack Thompson's gonna love it

25 quid.

That's what I paid for one of the best games I've ever played.

Go and buy it if you don't already have it. It's work work of staggering genius.

It's the first game I've played that let's me go nuts in airport with a shotgun and pipe-bombs. There's even a flaming van that you have to move and explode. The devs didn't mention Glasgow Airport but you get the picture.

If Jack Thompson was still doing his thing this would be called a TERRORIST SIMULATOR for sure.


Instead it's just just zombie death in the best way imaginable.

Death Tank - Xbox Live arcade

Fuck me. I've done it.

In the week that SFIV is out and every other fucker is playing that I've finally officially become good at a game.

The game Death Tank, the officialdom - 26th in the world leaderboard. I can hardly believe it.

I'm officially good at killing shit

Oh, and the game i fucking great too. Well worth the 1200 points that every cunt is whining about.

Friday, 9 January 2009

Sagat's Fucking Huge

I found a massive model of Sagat on holiday. He's fucking huge and I'm sorry I called him a cheap wanker.

Tiger Knee (you in the balls)

But based on last night's play he's still a proper cunt and everyone's gone back to using him after getting that fucking acheivement. Still, up to 70 wins though.