Thursday, 31 July 2008

Anne Diamond week: Thursday

The six degrees of Iain Lee.

So after extensive research (a look on wikipedia while having a shit) it seems that Anne's been a busy lady. I didn't know it, but she had a show an LBC with Tommy Boyd - The really rubbish one off Wac-a-Day.

That's the same radio station that Iain ' is it Ghostbusters 2?, crappy Renault Clio, Thumb Bandits' Lee had a show on. That's two different people I've written about who have a very tenuous connection. The planets must be in alignment.

They do have their differences though, one I quite like, the other one made me fucking angry.

Either way, there's not nearly enough dirt on Anne Diamond as I was hoping for. So for fuck's sake, help me out and send in something, anything, about cosplay beastiality so I can end this ill-chosen 'week'.

Oh, and I'm far too nice to make cot-death jokes

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

SPECIAL UPDATE ALERT: Anne Diamond Week!!

A quick trip to Google analytics shows that the top three keywords that send people to this blog are:

  • Anne Diamond's Cunt
  • Anne Diamond Fucking
  • Cosplay Pet Fucking

As much as I'd like to spend my time trying to find pictures of a middle-aged man cosplaying Sakura with his cock in a goldfish I've decided to focus my efforts on a special Anne Diamond week.

Yup - that means an update a day on Anne Fucking Diamond.

God the time's going to fly by. Unless anyone can help me by sending in loads of very explicit cosplay animal sex material (strictly for updates and nothing else, honest guv).

Get ready to be blown away (potentially literally) by the all-new kickass Anne Diamond!


This boomstick, me bit shit breakfast telly presenter





Thursday, 24 July 2008

Fuck You!

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh...

  • Fuck
  • Shit
  • Cunts
  • Pain
  • Pestilence
  • Disease
  • Nasty words
  • Salt be on your anal fissures

My launch machine got RRoD last night. Can't really find the words to exclaim my pissed-off-ness.


So, do I replace it and keep all my XBLA games (I don't really care about the disc based shit) or, and I can't believe I'm typing this, do I get a PS3 after payday?

Help me.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Battle of Destiny: 26th July - Holloway, London

So I'm going along to this thing on Saturday.

http://www.battleofdestiny.com/


Who's going to be there to watch me get my arse handed back to me in shreds, on a silver platter by a 10 year old still in nappies?

It's very likely.

Commment or send me a mail, perhaps we could meet? Cosplay obligatory.

Like this:




Friday, 18 July 2008

Cosplay Friday! Western Game alert!

Look, it's Lemmings!

No spiky haired blonde idiots with big fuckoff swords here. No girls in stupidly short skirts being letched over by 300 sweaty otaku...just lovely gentle gaming with the Can-Can playing over the top.

Aaaaw look...One of them has even got an umbrella for authenticity.

Aramagedddamemnon!

They all sort of look like a tourist tour around london...you know, the ones that all wear the same coloured jackets.

The one at the fronty to the left of centre could have put a bit more fucking effort in though.




Thursday, 17 July 2008

Cosplay de Go Go: Thursday!

I don't know what the fuck the girls are dressed up as but they look like they should be dishing out cups of early grey or similar.




The comedy comes from the blatant upskirt shot from the otaku dude. Mind you, the girls don't seem to mind or be bothered at all.

I can't figure out what the piece of paper is on the floor behind them. I'm going to assume it's a map as they're clearly in a corner next to an office block rather than a proper anime convention.

Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Day 2 in the cosplay week house: Edmund Honda

They're not all going to be Street Fighter updates but gag me...I couldn't not use this fucking gem.

Hundred hand fapp!

I can't see any other cosplayers around, the place looks like a train station and he's clearly on his way back from Tesco (hence the carrier bag).

That means that this guy dresses like this normally. I think that this is a truly great piece of cosplay.

It takes Sumo wrestlers years to get to their size and keep the weight on. This guy went through that to not even be a wrestler but to dress up as a fictional one. That's dedication (R.I.P. Roy Castle).

I'm not sure why the other people are all looking the other way...This guy is clearly greatness embodied. Even if he does have a bit of a farmer's tan.





Monday, 14 July 2008

ACHTUNG! COSPLAY UPDATE! ALERT! - Monday

Today we have...Bison or Balrog for the two readers from the east (cheers Google analytics).

Let's have a closer look. This guy is probably in his early twenties and works in IT. To be fair he's made a reasonable stab at this costume though. Fair enough.

Hadou...oops


He's got a lot of cardboard going on. You wonder why until you see the scuffed Reebok clasics indicating he's either from Chingford or Selly Oak. So he probably just pulled down his window coverings.

Note that he's used the red parcel tape from the same coverings to finish off his hat too. He truly is the Eco (world) Warrior

The orange prison outfit works pretty well. He may as well get extra use out of it after his stretch for unpaid parking tickets.

I'm loving the pose improvisation with the sneaky addition of a hadouken even though Bison doesn't do them.

The best thing about this though is the FUCKING CARPET! Look at it, go on! Under the sofa on the right there's a cartoon of Noseybonk and the rest of the pattern is just so, you know, like out there dude.

Usually, casual observers are great for little observations, but these guys are obviously used to some chap dressing up like a fictional dictator and making funny actions. These guys couldn't give a shit if a guy's making a fool out of himself right in front of them.

They're far too busy looking to see if the burger queue is any shorter...

E3?? Fuck that...this week is...COSPLAY WEEK

While I've been looking for idiots in cosplay I seem to have amassed a large number of mildly amusing pictures.

So, as E3 will no doubt be the same industy circle jerk piece of shit that it was last year, I thought I'd focus on cosplay instead.

Update imminent...

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

Whiny people from Kansas...

Declined my challenge.

Still eight wins out of ten ain't fucking bad...go me!

Fucking idiots




Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix Beta...

Fuck me that's a mouthfull...why not call it SSF2HDRB???

It'd save a lot of saliva and my fucking patience. Either way...

  • Chores...check (sort of)
  • Tidy up...check
  • Filthy wan...erm.....carwash...check
  • The whiny ass fourteen year old from Kansas who reckons "he all dat"s gamertag...check
  • Enough time to make him cry...check
Expect and update in an hour or so...I'm gonna murder the cunt (virtually Mr. Plod).


Why use a decent picture when you can have a Muscle Mary in cosplay?