Saturday, 29 March 2008

Argos are motherfucking cunts!

Deliver this, you fucking incompetent, ill-educated, unhelpful, piss-taking bunch of twats.



Arse-gos more like. The cunts.

Friday, 28 March 2008

Big Mother Truckers

Fucking great game that...

Thought about it after seeing this

I still hate Queen with a fucking passion though.

Cockfucks




Thursday, 20 March 2008

Call the jizzmoper! Guitar Hero DS...vinegar strokes get!

Christ alive.

This looks fucking great. I like the idea of something you stick in and play it with.

Have a look at the video here. The guys in it look like the variety bus just pulled into town and it's just a bit too full of cunty "Gee isn't this great" but I'm really looking forward to it.

Watch the video at this German non-scat related website

They better get the fucking track listing right though. Pricks.


Yum







Tuesday, 18 March 2008

USB? Fucking piece of shit more like.

Well not USB but the lack of.

How the fuck am I supposed to get Sony's shitfuck drivers back onto the laptop which is now fucking fucked. My kingdom for a USB stick.

Cunting custom drivers

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Fuck me! It's Iain Lee.

I quite like Iain Lee.

He's usually pretty funny and he managed to put up with that moody fucknut Pharrell Williams at the Halo 3 launch.

Well, he should ask for more cash from LBC because I just saw him driving down Bloomsbury Street.

He was in a shitty Renault Clio.

Bang go my dreams of making millions of pounds from being into games and complaining.

Oh well. Fuck it. Work tomorrow.



Millionaire Iain Lee








Thursday, 13 March 2008

The Fucking Pet Shop Boys

Why the fuck are they on repeat, all afternoon.

Fucktards.

Fuck off you pretentious cunts






Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Space Invaders Extreme

God this is fucking great.

It's managed to get me away from that fucking puzzle-game-that-will-not-be-named too. At least now it means that I don't see coloured blocks on the back's of my eyelids when I try to sleep.

Instead, I've got shroom induced visuals and some acid casualty's excuse for music. Still, I'm loving it.

Minter: You're Beat!





Monday, 10 March 2008

Swearing Update

I got in this morning and discovered a latecomer to the swearing party. Strictly speaking it's not really swearing but it made me chuckle:
  • Chinsplash
It's what happens when a lady tries wearing a pearl necklace that's slightly too large.

That's jizz on your neck, and chin. Yumm. A double whammy.




Friday, 7 March 2008

What's the fucking point?

I've had such a shitty day and been close to tears/going postal and hovering between the two since lunch. In a bid to get "cathartic on my ass" I asked people for their best swear words.

Here's what I got in a hope to dispel the rage and dispair (contains naughty words):
  • Shitcunt
  • Cuntyfuckwaps
  • Cockjugglingthundercunt
  • Jesus Chrysler
  • Shittington
  • Bollocks fuck bollocks fuck ooohhha

What's wrong with people these days. They can't even swear properly. I just read those out loud and I feel exactly the same.

ZZzzzzzzzzz

Where's the endless rage that I hoped for?

Tonight, I shall mostly be despising this old lady:

Fucking Airtheif





Sunday, 2 March 2008

Techno, techno, techno, techno...logy!


Nope. Don't worry it's not these cunts.

Q: You ready for this?
A: No. So piss off back to Denmark.

It's been a right tech weekend this weekend. An EeePc for me (which is fucking lovely) and a pink DS for Cakemix (who is fucking lovely).

All for now.