Friday, 25 January 2008


Live was screwed up for the few weeks over Xmas. As an apology the folks at Xbox decided to throw in a free game. Undertow.

Can you see anything? Can you fuck.

In concept the game seems like it'll be fun. A type of conquer bases (a bit like Domination in UT) affair but in 2D. Seems sound huh?

Bollocks is it. You can't see what the fuck you're doing at any point the sprites are so small. I know that my eyes give me grief and I'm not going to even dredge up the age old wanking joke cliche, but this is beyond a joke.

It's fucking unplayable. Save your bandwidth. You'll have more fun out of a Frogger demo.

A shit

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